It is Father’s Day in the United States. I am not there currently, but it is where I am from. Even though it is not being celebrated where I am now, I thought I would post some fatherly advice.

To all the good fathers out there–thanks for taking time to love your kids and be there for them. This is a tribute to you.

1. Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them.
2. There are two types of trouble…one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens…it’s important to know the difference.
3. Walk softly but carry a big stick.
4. If you have to use said stick, make sure the one you use it on doesn’t get up.
5. Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise.
6. Don’t watch the clock when you’re at work.
7. That which does not kill you will hurt like the dickens, but it will make you stronger.
8. Family is the most important thing on earth.
9. If you don’t know something, go to the library (or the internet) and learn it.
10. There is a difference between an excuse and a reason; know it.