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Two atoms were walking down the street

January25

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them says, “Wait, I think I lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first one says, “Yeah, I’m positive.”

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5 Comments to

“Two atoms were walking down the street”

On January 25th, 2009 at 5:49 pm JoshPanter Says:
My wife is going to love that.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, indeed.
On January 25th, 2009 at 11:24 pm felix Says:
<3 that was great!
On January 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am Pici Says:
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
On January 28th, 2009 at 12:22 am Kris Says:
My favorite jokes are usually the cheesiest. Being a chemist, this one will definitely be a long standing favorite right up there with: Q:What do you call a fish without an “eye”? A: A Fshhh…
On January 28th, 2009 at 6:42 am matthew Says:
Thanks for the jokes! I’m laughing.